se ştie că sunt oarecum obsedat de astrologie şi că sunt într-o căutare continuă a unei explicaţii pentru firea şi defectele mele. zilele astea am găsit un zodiac extrem de complex care, conform orei, poziţiei, condiţiilor în care te-ai născut ( plus multor alte aspecte), îţi oferă practic o descriere fidelă a propriei firi. am citit multe zodiace… dar de data asta chiar am rămas cu gura căscată. iată ce mi-a spus despre mine (mă regăsesc 100%):

Sun in Taurus, Moon in Aquarius

You were born with the Sun in Taurus and the Moon in Aquarius. Because of this position of the Sun, you are equipped for a successful life (o daaa). Outwardly you seem unusual, original, and often unorthodox in your life views (mda, un om ciudat în concepţie, multă lume mi-a spus asta…). Your growth has been toward a humanitarian concern for the world at large, but your sometimes radical measures can be offensive to others. You have developed concern for others but your essential nature is primarily concerned with self (egoismul…). The sign of Taurus gives vast amount of power, self-determination, self-reliance, and fixity of purpose (hotărârea atunci când îmi propun ceva, dorinţa nebună de a reuşi). You have channeled these qualities toward universal ends. The fixity of Taurus is apparent in your stubborn clinging to ideas (încăpăţânat, întotdeauna am dreptate). Internally, you are amorous and warm-hearted. But it is very possible that you may be led into complicated, sometimes unhealthy emotional adventures (cerul mi-e martor că numai aşa nimeresc). Often this tendency can frustrate your ambitions, because you aspire to a high position in life. Although magnanimous and liberal, you are not entirely comfortable in your personality role, because your real nature if different (cele 1000 de măşti pe care le schimb atâââât de bine). What others appreciate most in you is your sociability and sympathy. If you are not at ease in your role and are therefore undergoing a psychological struggle, play up the Taurean aspects of your character.

Ascendant in Aquarius, Uranus in the Eleventh House

At the time of your birth the zodiacal sign of Aquarius was ascending in the horizon. Its ruler Uranus is located in the eleventh house. You were born with a natural disposition to be humane, sympathetic, original and refined in your dealings with others. Among your features is the ability to understand human nature in a sympathetic manner (da, mă pricep la oameni). Unfortunately, you do not always act upon your intuitions and may become rationalistic at times when swift and prompt determination is required (dar uneori mai sunt şi idiot, na). The common Aquarian is good and kindly, but usually led astray by eccentric and bizarre companions (mă atrag firile bizare, da). Your tastes are refined and your discrimination keen (discriminareeee, daaaa). You have a natural inclination toward the esoteric and mystical side of life and you could develop some clairvoyant abilities (cei care mă cunosc bine ştiu de pasiunile mele trecute, spiritualitatea, mă rog). Basically you are a lover of freedom; in the realization of this desire you may go to extremes. Although changeable in appearance, your life is guided by very definite and fixed principles, one of which is a constant demand for personal freedom (nimic nu e mai frumos decât să nu fii constrâns de nimeni şi nimic!). In love you are a strange character. You can easily be emotionally attracted to one person and yet unpredictably terminate relationships (mda. aici no comment). As an inventor you have no rival; your problem is that sometimes you lack the practical ability to implement your creations. Professionally you will be successful in any of the following fields of activity: modern science, electrical work, photography, archaeology, astrology, radio etc. This is an indication that your existence will be centered around developing friendships and that the most decisive events will evolve through them. You are a fortunate individual: you always seem to win at bingo, sweepstakes, lotteries, etc (cineva acolo sus mă iubeşte, ştiam asta). Your friendships will be rather unusual and dual-aspected in the sense that a great many of them will benefit you but still present you with considerable difficulty.

Moon in the First House

The Moon is in the first house. This position indicates that you are strongly influenced by your feelings and moods. Your awareness of yourself is influenced by your momentary feelings, and this perception is subject to rapid changes of mood and emotion (schimbător, schimbător şi plin de contradicţii). In time, you will learn to understand why you react as you do to various situations, and then you can begin to change your response patterns and take more control of your life. Others sense your lack of emotional self-sufficiency and tend to get involved in your personal affairs, even if you try to prevent it (spaţiul vital nu trebuie încălcat). You express your sensitivity through an emotional need to nurture and be nurtured by others. While you would like to have guidance and supervision concerning your goals and objectives, it would be better to achieve your aims independently so that you will not feel obligated to others(mai bine mă chinui singur decât să fiu dator cuiva). The advantage of this position lies in your ability to sense other people’s needs and desires. In fact, you have a calming effect on people who are under stress, and this makes you ideally suited for working with the public (priceput la vorbe şi abureli, nimeni ca mine).

Venus in the Second House

Venus is found in the second house at the time of your birth. Intrinsically, this is an ideal astrological position as it promises easy means of livelihood. Money will stream in regularly and readily without excessive effort or preoccupation.

Sun in the Third House

The Sun appears in the third house at the time of your birth. Your individuality as ruled by the Sun must pass several karmic tests of a mental character in order to return to its spiritual abode with a richer knowledge in this state of consciousness. Your mind strives for glory, social success, honors, power and magnanimous elevation by means of intellectual understanding (poate cea mai adevărată propoziţie din toată descrierea). The path for the realization of fame, honor, nobility and advancement lies through study, communication and self-expression. Your views about life are optimistic, self-assured, kind and generous. The liabilities of your mind are a lack of interest in detail or occupations and matters that you regard as being below your dignity (întotdeauna m-am considerat superior şi am fost oarecum scârbit de anumite chestii atât de comune pentru alţii).

Saturn in the Twelfth House

Saturn was in the twelfth house at the time of birth. This planet may place many unpleasant and annoying obstacles in your life, and intensify the feelings you have about the limitations of your environment (nemulţumirea necontenită…). Your professional honor affects your feelings very much and you are well satisfied when things go well. Destiny may have to teach you to tell the difference between fact and fantasy more clearly (peregrinarea între vise şi realitate…). Certain complexes nest in your subconscious and show up in your mind as hypersensitivity, wanting to be alone and to do things by yourself so no one will know how you feel (trist, şi totuşi admit). You need a bit of humor and self-confidence.